Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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