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gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long

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Thats what she said

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(516): gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long (917): Thats what she said http://tfl.nu/ke6j

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kristin has been a bad kristin

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(559): kristin has been a bad kristin http://tfl.nu/ekqq

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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(203): Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess. http://tfl.nu/gcqa

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I saw his package. It spoke to me.

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(732): I saw his package. It spoke to me. http://tfl.nu/ses1

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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

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No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(253): I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time. (281): No. Just liquor. Time's no good. http://tfl.nu/1yv7

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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk

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(801): just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk http://tfl.nu/d8b4

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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.

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(614): And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts. http://tfl.nu/c0eu

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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.

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(201): He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty. http://tfl.nu/jiec

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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?

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Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time

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(410): ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised? (860): Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time http://tfl.nu/9nef

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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.

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(941): Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game. http://tfl.nu/smzi

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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.

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That is like, the point of shorts

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(414): Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard. (1-414): That is like, the point of shorts http://tfl.nu/qcbf

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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.

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(678): Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me. http://tfl.nu/6dhe

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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?

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(850): Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans? http://tfl.nu/94rr

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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn

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(615): May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn http://tfl.nu/hucd

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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am

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(229): I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am http://tfl.nu/ozx4

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