I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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