Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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