North Korea, Best Korea!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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