I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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