They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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