I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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