they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Randomize