Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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