And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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