i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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