Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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