Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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