elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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