I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Randomize
