babies were throwing up all over the place
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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