You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
