he thought i was a dude.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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