We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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