I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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