I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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