he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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