Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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