In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
