Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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