that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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