At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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