I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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