do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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