he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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