How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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