i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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