SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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