there's paper in my vomit.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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