THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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