This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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