If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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