Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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