no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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