Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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