I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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