I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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