bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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