Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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