Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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