There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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