What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
we should paint friendship bongs
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