He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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