well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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