You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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