I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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