Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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