Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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