Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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