i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So much rum. So many feels.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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