Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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