Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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